all hail

vvebkin:

facebook on your birthday 

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Basically.

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childservices:

me: *prays*
god: aight…….Hoe

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robotbears:

my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”

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vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

This means a lot for me right now

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heather-noelle88:

ultrafacts:

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I feel like all the dogs are like ‘I WANNA SNIFF IT’

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buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

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fazmeutipo:

Mias van der Westhuyzen

decorativeindulgences:

19th cent., [Parrying weapon, a madu, with a central brass knuckle duster], South Indian, possibly Tanjore

via the Royal Armouries Collection

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